cleopctra:

"Did you see? They were looking at you. I’m glad. I want them to look at you. I want them to be envious. I want all of them to know exactly how much I love you.”

Anne Boleyn in every scene ever

(via anneboleyns)

(Source: master-kief, via lulz-time)

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

image

(Source: timmyturntner, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

(via vague-te3n)

  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from
babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

(Source: cantaloupemilk, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"I know there is an enormous fanbase, and when I started this, all I wanted was to do them proud and make sure they were happy. I tried to do that, and I think me looking at the comments, good or bad, probably isn’t the best thing for my brain. So I’ve chosen to avoid looking at them. Hopefully they’re pleased. That’s all I can say."

(Source: stormborns, via ofstarsandbutterflies)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via va-ou-ton-coeur-te-porte)

"Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you; they were born for a different time.
"

— Abi bin Abi Taleb (599—661 A.D.)

(Source: qoax, via thefuuuucomics)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via officialfrenchtoast)