peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via anneboleyns)

niggaimdeadass:

when you ask your mother for something and she says no and you go ask your dad for it and he says yes 

then you go back to her and look at her

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(via lulz-time)

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

(Source: thighhighsenpai, via thefuuuucomics)

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

danieltflynn:

this is the first animation I’ve done in a year

danieltflynn:

this is the first animation I’ve done in a year

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: humphreysbogart)

sofuckingblue:

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

(via feeling-euphoric)

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

follow for more cell facts

(via feeling-euphoric)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via feeling-euphoric)